HM Boys says: It’s hard to believe, but in a couple of years time we’ll have been presenting our hot’n’horny HM Boys to you for a full two decades.
And so, with several hundred photo sets to consider, you’ll have to forgive me if I say that I can’t recall whether any of our models has ever resorted to that old porn standby, shoving a cucumber up his ass.
Even if there hasn’t been one, however, kitchens have occasionally featured as our settings. OK, bedrooms and bathrooms may be more likely locations where boys are prone to strip off. But, when you’re a testosterone-filled 18 years old lad, you just never know when, or where, you’ll have an irresistible urge to get out of your clothes and whack one out.
In any case, however, our latest HM Boy Pat is fond of kitchens in their own right. He likes to cook his own food whenever he can and, if he admits to enjoying a Big Mac, he’s more likely to be referring to a large, hairy Scotsman than something you pick up from a fast food joint. So the family kitchen was, he suggested, the ideal location in which to take his shots.
While he concedes that splashing hot oil might be a hazard of strutting his naked stuff there, he does point out that the place has one particular advantage. You can spot it in some if the pictures. As we ourselves nostalgically recall, it’s every overheated boy’s invaluable friend, a handy roll of kitchen towels.
